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Many people suffer in their job because they have micromanagers above them. The micromanagers slow down work production due to their insecurities. They constantly flex their muscles just because they can and need constant control over every little detail. This is an all too common problem in the workplace and many people complain about this privately.

Micromanajerks is the combination of micromanagers who also happen to be a jerk. Micromanagers should not instantly be lumped in with being a jerk. Being a poor manager and a jerk however is a special talent! At micromanajerks.com we have identified five unique micromanajerks for you to identify with. Pick your favorite micromanajerk and tag their sayings on the site. Read up about other people and their ill-witted “superiors".

One of our favorite micromanagers is Frumpy Frank. Frumpy Frank is Fat + Grumpy = Frumpy. He is very angry right before lunch and blames his subordinates for a lot of his mistakes. He is one of those classic micromanagers who hinders work production while grossing out his employees with his lack of knowledge and un-tucked condiment graveyard shirts. He wears one or two shirts that are littered with sauces and ink spills.

Maybe you can identify with Bluetooth Barry better, this micromanagers a cutting edge loser. He always has his Bluetooth in so you can barely even tell if he is talking to you half the time. The only thing cooler than his suits, slicked hair and Bluetooth are his highly educated rants containing long business buzz words that beat around the bush of productivity.

Femi-nancy is one of the best micromanagers in her own right. She is an empowered woman in the workplace and spends more of her time ranting about equality than getting work done. This lady has killed more projects than Donald Trump. She is known around the office for having honed her micromanagers skill to the finest degree.

Napolean Nate is an interesting micromanajerk. He definitely got his start as one of the office micromanagers because of his insecurity due to his height and later became a jerk with the new role. He frequently pushes harder on taller employees and drives big gas guzzling SUVs. He has just as hard of a time relinquishing control as he does changing light bulbs.

M.ary B.eth A.ctually is one of the micromanagers who always is shoving her MBA in your face. She always corrects people by saying, "Actually … " and then finishes sentences by letting you know she has her MBA. Her shameless self-promotion is only rivaled by her micromanagers skill set. She proudly wastes your time day in and day out since she had to waste so much of hers chasing a piece of paper.

Micromanagers or not this site can provide you a good laugh at the misfortunes of others. Enjoy the few minute release from your work day blues. They say that laughter is the best medicine, so take a few moments to feel better by reading up on the atrocity that is the micromanager.


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